Since my Livejournal account is well and truly dead and I have next to no motivation to revive it or whatever, I’ve made a new one here because it’s shiny and new and I like shiny and new things, and because Viet-My peer pressured me into doing it. Of course I will fumble about like a n00b for about 3 weeks (DAAAAH, I WANA POST A PIK OV ME WIF MY KITEEZ HOW DO I DO DAT LOL) so, you know, bear with the kitty pictures and stuff while I find my footing.

This thing doesn’t have a “What are you listening to now?” feature which makes me a little sad so I’ll just put it in myself.

Also, seeing as it’s nearly the new year, I should wish everyone a happy new year because evidently if I don’t, you’ll have a horrible year and it’ll be all my fault.

Now playing: “The Stars Hang Like Lamps From A Sky Of Steel” - Pimentola

Happy new year, Sensation sucks, Melbourne weather lol, etc.

As my deviantART account is nearly equally as dead as the aforementioned Livejournal account, I think I’ll be posting most of my stuff here from now on until I find another site with less furries and other morally questionable internet beings.

I entered The Book Depository’s (FREE WORLDWIDE DELIVERY OMG OMG OMG) bookmark competition just for the hell of it, and came up with dees, brah:

I probably should have given myself more time for it, but ah well. Simple and lame.

Not much to say at the moment. My posters keep falling down in my room and it’s pissing me off.

Currently hearing: “Buggin’ Out” - A Tribe Called Quest

I had the delight of watching Idiocracy last night, a 2006 comedy film by Mike Judge (King of the Hill, Office Space). Plotwise it’s basically about a guy who wakes in the future as a result of a secret cryogenic experiment (a la Futurama), and the future is full of idiots. Full of idiots, because the smart people with high IQs and respectable jobs held off having children for fear of ruining their careers, and the idiots were popping them out in drunken hook-ups. Soon enough, the smart people were outnumbered by the idiots until the world consisted purely of energy drink, fast food, non-stop ads and TV shows about balls.

Doesn’t sound too unfamiliar, does it?

I haven’t regularly blogged in so long that I’ve actually forgotten about what I used to crap on about. Could just be me being less cynical about the world, or it could just be that I’ve grown accustomed to the world and have found little to write (read: complain) about.

At the moment, the bane of my existance is that if I want to hit more than one space in Tumblr, I need to go to HTML mode and enter it manually. FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS LOL

My manager once told me to not eat tuna in the back room anymore because he hates the smell. That’s fair enough, I ate tuna in my room today and now it smells bad.

Aurating: “Monkey Suit” - Madvillian

Becoming a fan of a page or joining a group on Facebook serves the following purposes:

• You are trying to be controversial without drawing too much attention to yourself.
• You have an STI-like burn to tell the world how you do and notice certain things about the world (i.e when my crotch itches in public i scratch it without anyone noticing :D).
• You want to let everyone on your friends list know that you are an advocate for a certain cause without writing it all in your profile (i.e. GO FREEGAN, i <3 moss, JOIN THIS GROUP IF YOU ARE AGAINST KICKING A CAT IN THE BALLS!!!!).
• You have a neural disorder where as soon as your hand touches a mouse, it begins to click uncontrollably (there might be a Facebook group for that).
• You want to reach some sort of quasi-fame by being involved in world records, even though about a million other people are also doing the same thing.
• You are sadistic and enjoy being a part of someone else’s pain (i.e. If this group reaches 1 million people, I will stick pins in my eyeballs and set my balls on fire, if this group reaches 50 members, i will get a lady gaga tattoo)
• You’re secretly in love with someone but you don’t know how else to tell them (i.e. i love you so much that i’d stand out in the rain for 6 hours outside your house just to get a glimpse of you… if only you knew :( ).
• Likewise, you secretly hate someone (i.e. FUCK YOU MOM I’M GONNA KILL YOU ONE DAY)
• You actually want to get updates and news from a certain page/group because you are actually a fan of something (although secretly we all know you’re just trying to do one of the above).

iTuning: “光” - Utada Hikaru

My timetable for Soundwave kicks ass, and this is why:

List of bands I want to see:

• Anvil
• Baroness
• Clutch
• Faith No More
• Isis
• Maximum The Hormone pulled out due to illness :(
• Meshuggah
• Rolo Tomassi
• Sunny Day Real Estate

Note that there are no dicksucking bands on that list (HIM).

Now, here is my timetable for the day:

• (1:00-1:40) STAGE 2 - Sunny Day Real Estate
• (1:20-2:00) STAGE 4 - Baroness
• (2:15-2:55) STAGE 4 - Isis
• (3:10-3:50) STAGE 4 - Clutch
• (4:05-4:45) STAGE 4 - Anvil
• (5:05-5:45) STAGE 4 - Meshuggah
• (8:40-10:00) STAGE 1 - Faith No More

Note that the only band I miss out on is Rolo Tomassi, which is ok because they clash with Anvil, who are legendary in a non-legendary way (re: Anvil! The Story of Anvil!).

Note also, that I basically sit at stage 4 FOR THE WHOLE FREAKING DAY, POSSIBLY IN A KICKASS PRIME POSITION, whilst simultaneously avoiding stages 3, 4 and 6 (featuring many shitcock bands, inc. HIV, I mean, HIM)

Note, also also, that I have a beautiful 3 hour break in between Meshuggah and FNM, where I can have dinner and wait for a good position (since they’re headlining and all). It’s practically a dream come true.

Doo doo doo doo: “Just A Man” - Faith No More

newmanicart:

I hope the cooling device doesn’t break down.

(/lame joke)

SO MUCH GOLDEN FATTY DELICIOUSNESS